#FFF - Flash Friday Fiction - one picture, one hundred words
There's a quiet little group of us on Facebook - the best damn group of perverts you'll ever read. Every Friday we write flashes of 100 words precisely inspired by a given picture.
"What do you think?" I asked, "Tall, check. Dark, check. Handsome, check. Beard, tattoos."
"Six foot. One hundred and seventy pounds, all muscle."
"Good. He'll do. Have you tried him?" she said.
"Twice," I said.
"And?" she asked.
"Twice the first time and three times the second time. Well, two and half, kind of. I'd left my phone on and it attempted a Bluetooth connection. The software hung. It was very... frustrating."
"Oh, I can imagine. The mark three used to do that. Put him on airplane mode and I'll take him."
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